Hi, My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B. and that’s all.
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure
Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
baby tastes salt and vinegar chips
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
TOP 5 JAPRIL MOMENTS IN SEASON 10 (as voted by my followers)2. Jackson confessing his love for April (10x12)
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
Japanese Strawberry Shortcake (by KitchenTigress)
— Turkish Proverb (via chelseanoelani)
He’s so fucking frustrated
[touches own boob] nice
— General Life Philosophy (via kvtes)